Dear highly paid football coach: you are not the emperor.

I love the smell of fragile male ego in the morning. Some of today's college coaches think the world revolves around them, and the peasants bedamned.

So before we jump on this bullet train, direct route to rantsville, let’s slap down this Post-it note: there are many good college and pro football coaches, who do wonderful things on and off the field, and are not ego-fiends. We see them, we thank them for their service. Pat on the head for all of the good guys.

It’s their toxic male counterparts that a…