You can't outrun everything..but I tried.
My immune system gets the gold medal, as I've avoided COVID for 2 1/2 years. But like all good streaks in sports, I've come up to the wall. Yep, I'm sick, but OK.
It was fun while it lasted...
My joke was that I was the last person standing who hasn’t had COVID - yet. Two-and-a-half years into this global nightmare and I could say I did not knowingly have the virus. Well kids, that all changed Friday.
And before the children of the corn bearing knives come at me from both sides - I am fully vaxxed, even twice boost…